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I don't know what the temperature is today. I don't care. In Toronto it is damn cold. How cold?
- Too cold for politeness.
- Cold enough that you just run into the street, not waiting for the lights.
- I almost got hit by a car, which would have been a tragedy because i probably would not have died instantly. I would have lingered in the foul cold air... My God, what if i could not shriek my last words: "FINISH ME OFF! FINISH THE JOB!", like the wife of a fireman would if said fireman needed to jump up and out of bed and put out a fire on their honeymoon. I would have been the one to make that call, because it's so cold that I can't make sense, how about that!
I've made a decision. It's a grim one. You'll hate me for it. but that's ok, because I hate you for trying to stop me:
Bring on the global warming.
I pledge to look my children in the eye and tell them:
( Then of course since I've eaten nothing but meat for years, the CJD will have me gnashing and howling some gibberish. )"God Damn you, YES! I was the one who chose that instead of you asking me 'Daddy what are cockroaches' you instead ask me 'Daddy what are Polar Bears'! I did it, because I was cold one day! The next day i burned huge bags of plastic bags! I punched holes in mufflers! I peed on dogs! I lit my poo after dousing it in gas, and then sprayed AXE and Right Guard into the air! Wheeeeelah!"