Hot stuff...
Ok, I am not going to be taking this cold weather well. Sure, I was born in Canada. Sure, I have lived winters before. Sure, I know what to do. However, the road to broken dreams is paved with compromise. Canadians compromise a great deal... but I have learned from my teacher Hong Kong, and I don't think I'll be doing that anymore.
( Why can't i have tab completion in a textarea? Hmm? Why? )
The Philippines was exactly just right: Hotter than hell, all the time. Listen:
- People are lovely in the heat.
- People are ugly in the cold ( faces twisted and dry, or in my case, ashy and frowning ).
- I'm an internet engineer ( sure, I love to keep my title buzzword compliant.) so I don't need to suffer through this for work.
- Hot is better.
- Caliente es lo mejor.
- Cold sucks.
- I hate not just skiing, and snowboarding, but skiers, and snowboarders too, for praying for snow.
- Hockey is great, but best watched by me on satellite while complaining about the heat.
I miss home, which is, I've realized, the rootin, tootin, shootin, Philippines.
This.
Is.
My.
Last.
Winter.
